Catholic Educators News - April 2005
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Within the last week one can find an incredible number of new Internet resources on John Paul II and the Conclave of cardinals. Here are a few of the ones I have come across.
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Participating parishes give it high marks for increasing attendance and giving youth a firm foundation in the faith. Also available are the YAK Camp three-year curriculum, the Power Trip board game and tapes/CDs on Scripturally Based Parenting. Resources for the youth minister, include links to Catholic/Christian music, community building games, movie reviews, Bible and Church research, and links just for youth." |
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When one priest telephones another, does he make a parson to parson call? ------------ Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his
dentist's Novocain during root canal work? ---------- Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said,"Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a second man. "Do you want to get to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then leave this den of Satan!" said the priest. Father Murphy then walked up to O'Toole and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole replied: "No, I don't Father." The priest looked him right in the eye and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die. Yes Father. I thought you
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Teacher: Did you know that protons have mass? ------------ Priest: Fred, why aren't you singing in the choir
any more? ------------ A little girl was showing her bathroom scale to her friend. “All I know is that when you step on it, it makes you angry." ---------- An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop - Acts 2:38!" (..turn from your sin...). The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All she did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and two 38's." ---------- Contrary to a common misconception, "denial" really IS a river in Egypt – if you came in last in the National Spelling Bee.
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